Warning: Oxygen is extremely dangerous and toxic!

Oxygen, is a very toxic gas and an extreme fire hazard. It can be fatal in concentrations of as little as 0.000001 p.p.m. Humans exposed to 100% oxygen concentrations at pressures above 1bar, usually when kept in storage cylinders below 6 metres of water, die within a few minutes.

In lower concentrations, e.g. 20%, the toxic effect is somewhat delayed and it takes about 2.5 billion inhalations before death takes place. The reason for the delay is the difference in the mechanism of the toxic effect of oxygen in 20% concentration.

It apparently contributes to a complex process called ageing, of which very little is known, except that it is always fatal.However, the main disadvantage of the 20% oxygen concentration is in the fact it is habit forming. The first inhalation (occurring at birth) is sufficient to make oxygen addiction permanent. After that, any considerable decrease in the daily oxygen doses results in death with symptoms resembling those of cyanide poisoning.

Oxygen is an extreme fire hazard. All of the recorded fires that were reported on the planet for the period of the past 25 years were found to be due to the presence of this gas, in the atmosphere surrounding the event in question.It is believed that 100% of deaths are caused, either directly or indirectly, by either the lack of, or presence of, oxygen. Oxygen is especially dangerous because it is odourless, colourless and tasteless, so that its presence can not be readily detected until it is too late.

Misinformation by the Oxygen Manufacturing Corp.
Warning: This information is false, and is designed to get you hooked on Oxygen. Just say no to Oxygen. Essential for the life of nearly all living creatures, except Beluga whales. Regarded as "God's crack" by scientists, most human children are born addicted to it and are fated to live a life of addiction in search of their next fix.

Ho ho Ho

Because I am being lazy, and can't be bother puting in the hyperlink as a nicer link.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=b0c3ff956970739b77bc221G07010206

This is my little christmas cheer

Why Women Go To The Bathroom In Pairs

...they're afraid they'll encounter this:

Dont go towards the light

Whoops too late,

Its that time of year again when my parents put up lights on their house.

For four years I helped them put them up, bring them down, have a few quite drinks with the neighbours. This year is diffrent though, I'm a visitor.

While I still of course know everyone there I hardly see them anymore, some haven't changed, one of the "boys" next door is engaged, the other has a new girl. Accross the road still have the best lawn on the street (true he is a greenskeeper) the basketball court is gone and been replaced with a botchie court and another sold their house and moved away (sadly not to escape putting up lights though)

True I miss some of the times, but I am also glad that I dont have to worry about it as much. After answering the same question each time by passing people it tends to give you the shits.

Well thats it for tonight, catch you all later.

Tuck

I've got back pain
I have pills for my back pain
I've a finger I nearly cut off
I have burbon & I've got ciggies
I have a stalker
I now have a lack of sleeping


Does anyone remember the movie Fatal Attraction?

And before anyone asks no I dont own a rabbit. You may think that I am exagerating the point, but ask my house mate.