The Stained Side

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

I've got back pain
I have pills for my back pain
I've a finger I nearly cut off
I have burbon & I've got ciggies
I have a stalker
I now have a lack of sleeping

Does anyone remember the movie Fatal Attraction?

And before anyone asks no I dont own a rabbit. You may think that I am exagerating the point, but ask my house mate.

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The Stained Side

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

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